Why are watermelons the saddest fruit?
They get melancholy.
Why won’t anyone sit next to a watermelon?
They have a strange smelon.
Do you know what you call the outside of a watermleon?
Why are watermelons such good entrepreneurs?
They always have seed money.
Why do watermelons write such good tell-alls?
They have all the juice.
Why do watermelons take such a long time to make decisions?
They’re always melon it over.
Why did the watermelon go crazy?
He lost his rind.
Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon?
Did you hear about the fruit who was convicted of armed robbery?
Now he’s a waterfelon.
Did you hear about the guy who smashed all those fruits?
It was a slaughter melon.
Why did one melon break up with the other melon?
He didn’t know water problem was.
Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella?
It was melondramatic.
What was the watermelon’s naughty pick-up line?
Want to see my melons?
What did the fruit write on his Valentine’s card?
You’re one in a melon!
You know what they say about when life gives you melons?
You might be dyslexic.
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Originally Posted by: thoughtcatalog.com